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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you lemons... Attempt to weaponize lemonade."
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"A man in Phoenix accidentally shot himself in the leg while in line at Walmart on Saturday. Or, as they call that in Arizona, ""taking a selfie."""
"What do you call a ""gay"" milkman? Dairy Queen."
"Tell the guy at the first drive-thru window that you want the guy at the second window to throw your food into the car without you stopping."
"Why was Tigger always filthy? Because he was playing with Pooh."
"It would be rather appropriate to die during sex. We come *into* this world naked and screaming..."
"What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack."
"What do choosy moms choose? abortion."
"*speed dating* I'm a competitive eater! Date: Are you any good? [grabbing my suitcase, dumping 45 hotdogs on table] funny you should ask"
"A married couple walks into a bar."