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Joke of the Day
"Idea: A Transformers movie that can transform into a much better movie."
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"Many people think that Canada's new Prime Minister is hot. It's true, though."
"i need a hug(e amount of cash money)"
"I texted and drive sometimes I guess we all do stupid things when we're drunk"
"I just met someone who was a steam-roller operator. He was such a flatterer."
"At the rate I'm throwing shit out as I pack to move there's a strong possibility not all the kids will make it to the new house"
"Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like ""Andrew Granola."""
"What did they call Postman Pat after he retired? Pat"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C."
"I JUST DRUNK 37 MONSTER ENERGYS AND NOW I CAN SMELL ABSTRACT LEGISLATIVE EUPHEMISMS"