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Joke of the Day
"If your ex is dropping subtle hints drop bigger hints. Like a toaster in a bathtub."
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"Why Seth MacFarlane's Oscars were mean spirited and misogynistic, coming up next after our review of the worst dressed women."
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"It may seem like I have my shit together, but honestly I just learned how to spell February correctly."
"Yo mama so fat, she sat on my iPhone and turned it into an iPad"
"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""
"Did you hear about the six month old Ethiopian child? He was having a mid life crisis"
"Pretty certain I'm gonna drop down on one knee and propose to the first woman I ever win an argument with..."
"Today I'm 45. But with the wind chill I feel like 32."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says ""uno, dos..."" *poof* ...He disappears without a tres!"