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Joke of the Day
"What is Superman's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A Bag-El"
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"My dad was a construction site thief When I got home all the signs were there."
"It's called a ponytail because there is a small horse inside your head growing his tail out of you."
"perfume should come with instructions like on medicine: Dab LIGHTLY on pulse points Do NOT marinade in event of overdose take shower"
"What do you call Tums in suppository form? Bums"
"There's no law against parrots calling you at work just to chat."
"911: 911, what seems to be the emergency? Me: My nephew just hit the wall while running 911: Haha Me: Haha 911: Ok paramedics are on the way"
"Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes if you wrap an iron in it."
"If you look in your bathroom mirror & say ""Donald Trump"" 3 times, the hair in your shower drain rises up & starts yelling racist slurs."
"What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones"