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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner."
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"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""
"Johnny Depp's wife of just over a year Filed for Divorce today... With NO prenup...She is gonna get soooooo many bracelets."
"[Juice Bar] (Wildebeest disguised as man): 36 shots of wheat grass (Lion disguised as Bartender): Follow me out back ""sir"" *hyenas laugh*"
"How do you stop a deaf women from telling anyone you raped her How"
"wwe joke about royal rumble breaking new kofi kingston win the royal rumble and win the new wwe word heavyweight championship"
"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."
"Standup comedy is challenging because you have to succeed at competitively describing how unsuccessful you are in life."
"Glove modeling is a very stable career path... ... you are sure to get a hand job every day."
"What's sexier than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"