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Joke of the Day

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner."

"I just got married today It's unreal. I can still remember the the exact moment when every woman in the world became instantly more attractive."

"I hope to die the same way my grandfather died Asleep. Not screaming like everyone else in the car."

"Hey baby..are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids in you"

"Why does Oedipus hate profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth."

"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fruit salad."

"My SO is giving me the silent treatment, so I tightened all the lids of our jars. Now she'll have to talk to me."

"i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task"

"I don't believe in Santa I guess you could say I'm a rebel without a Claus."