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Joke of the Day

"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a homosexual? One's crack is in a junkie and the other's junk is in a crack."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls."

"So Bill Cosby and Darren Sharper walked into the bar... I would tell you what happened next but for some reason I can't remember a thing from that night."

"If you think you could never kill another human being, you haven't met enough people."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!"

"What does a hippie say when he runs out of weed? This music SUCKS!"

"What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola? At least Ebola will finish me off"

"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."

"ME: Is this Babies R Us CASHIER: Yes ME: No babies work here C: I know ME: It should be called Babies Were US C: ... ME: Get me your manager"