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Joke of the Day
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fruit salad."
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"Can you lmb? person 2: what? lace my boots 2: ok I guess I can so you can lmb? 2: yeah I can lmb wait, you want to lick my balls??? wtf"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."
"My father was from Iceland and my mother was from Cuba. I'm an Ice Cube."
"Italian Spies Why do Italians make good spies? Because they're masters of ""DEESE GUYS!"""
"I'm going to fire one of the guys that works at my mayonnaise factory. He keeps asking for a mayoRaise."
"When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck."
"Tonight I was Attacked by 4-5 Terrorists . They were in Car with full loaded Guns. But thanks god I wake up."
"Ugh, I just finished eating at a restuarant, and some patronizing waitress kept asking if I wanted another shaker! It was so insalting!"
"My grandpa says our generation relies too much on technology... I replied ""No, YOUR generation relies too much on technology"", and unplugged his life support."