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Joke of the Day
"Why is the word ""clit"" so fun to say? It just rolls off the tongue."
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"Who get's the best grades? A-sians"
"A friend of mine told me she worked as a prostitue for a while... I asked her if she'd ever been picked up by the fuzz. She hadn't, but she said she'd once been swung round by the tits."
"Speed 3: Waitress has to keep talking about the day's specials or the entire restaurant explodes."
"In Louisville, KY where bars are open till 4 am. Here's my slogan for them: ""Get upchucky in Kentucky."""
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"