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Joke of the Day

"What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil? Cannoli Oil."

"What was the blacksmith's slogan? ""Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"""

"What's the same between America and Jurassic Park They are both a experiment that ended badly."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated math teacher? She worked it out with a pencil."

"What do you call a Muslim Elvis Impersonator? Alam Shookup."

"What does a Syrian refugee and an American abortion have in common? White people didn't allow them to come into the U.S."

"To where going Batman running fast? To the Bathroom"

"Isn't it amazing that your wallet is always so close to your ass...but somehow never smells bad?"

"Did you hear about the truck full of sugar that collided with the truck full of strawberries? Created one hell of a jam."

"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"