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Joke of the Day

"To where going Batman running fast? To the Bathroom"

"What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer? Apart from the Spelling?"

"what did 0 say to the 8? nice belt"

"""Honey, I'm pregnant"" ""Hello Pregnant"", he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. ""I'm Dad"""

"I don't mean to brag but my stalker has OCD so he trims my bushes while he's hiding in them waiting for me to get home."

"I started a band with my dog. He barks while I eat Cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it."

"A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'"

"To celebrate this Valentine's Day beat your wife... In a friendly race down to the mall."

"What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow? Mufasa!"

"My date cancelled; said he had an emergency. I just saw him at the market buying cereal and I thought, 'I agree with his priorities.'"