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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the constipated math teacher? She worked it out with a pencil."

"two guys walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducks"

"Why did the pasta get in trouble? Because he was stroganoff!"

"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."

"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"

"My boss wrote accidently wrote ""Pantera"" instead of ""Panera"" and now I'm dressed really inappropriately for this business lunch."

"Someone called me selfish and then paused as if they expected me to argue."

"Did you hear about the snail who bought himself a Ferrari and painted a big yellow ""S"" on the side? Now wherever he drives, people watch and say ""Look at that S-car go!"""

"Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet? Because she thought it was Diet Coke"

"Your mama is so black that she left fingerprints on charcoal"