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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the constipated math teacher? She worked it out with a pencil."

"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and hitler? Hitler at least helped his people."

"Rude coworker said something very dumb & mean to me. She blamed it on pregnancy brain. I asked her if she was having triplets."

"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."

"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your veranda? Patty O'Furniture."

"You know that feeling you get when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Ya, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that."

"Want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide? NO"

"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere"

"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose."

"Egg puns This eggcellent thread should have all the egg related yokes you can think of. Bring it on."