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Joke of the Day

"What does a Syrian refugee and an American abortion have in common? White people didn't allow them to come into the U.S."

"If you believe binoculars are overrated, then look no further."

"I say no to alcohol every day. It just doesn't listen."

"I took my cat to Build-A-Bear so he could see what's going to happen to him if he pees on the carpet again."

"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have sex if there is a risk of being overheard. Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season."

"Tomatoes grow so fast. Other plants can't even ketchup."

"What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to? Cantelope."

"You know you're an adult when you get excited over how much crap you just fit into a dishwasher."

"I've been watching women's Olympic beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury. But I should be fine by tomorrow."