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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim Elvis Impersonator? Alam Shookup."
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"What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage."
"What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs."
"How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it."
"The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do."
"[maid of honor speech] Never thought this day would come! Remember when you came home early & he was wearing your bra & panties [mom faints]"
"My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette He only lost once."
"Did you hear about the Coldplay concert in China last weekend? It was all yellow."
"nock nock whos der? i dunt no anser da door"
"You'd think 'The Terminator' would know what to do in the event of some lady having a child that threatens your way of life."