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Joke of the Day
"What was the blacksmith's slogan? ""Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"""
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"I consider myself to be... a reflexive pronoun."
"My wife said I suffer from premature ejaculation.. I told her that I don't suffer"
"I just bought my first girlfriend online I got her off E-Bae"
"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."
"What do you call an overweight Scott Walker? Scott Waddler"
"If you want to work with livestock, you better know your farm animals, kid! A kid is a baby goat.. That's the joke..."
"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"
"I accidentally swallowed some scrabble pieces. My next shit could spell disaster."
"Fred: We had a burglary last night and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks."