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Joke of the Day
"What's the same between America and Jurassic Park They are both a experiment that ended badly."
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"""You may now kiss the bride"" Wow this is the happiest day of- *dad flies by in hot air ballon* QUEEERR *throws football at my head*"
"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"i'd tel a joke about classical music But you would'nt be able to handel it."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.. I can't put it down."
"How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian? [dereted]"
"What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page? It blew up"
"Doctors have determined Hillary doesn't have pneumonia Apparently a little girl from Kansas just threw some water on her."
"All these people training for marathons and I'm over here, on my couch, trying to lasso the remote with my phone charger."
"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."