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Joke of the Day

"My seven year old grandson made this one up. Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery? Because it was dead."

"What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone? A psycho-path."

"What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan? Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light? Kia stoptima"

"You know you're getting fat when.. The clothes section you shop in has chairs spread out incase you get winded."

"How do you milk sheeps? With Apple accessories."

"Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped? An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door."

"Like they say in Vegas.....always bet on black!!!!"

"The safe word is ""MMMBop."""

"How does my bladder always know when I've found the most comfortable position in my bed?"

"I keep fixing my door every time my British friend leaves He always brexit."