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Joke of the Day

"What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan? Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light? Kia stoptima"

"I went to a paraplegic fundraiser It was crawling with pussy"

"I was going to tell a joke about my broken pencil, but there is no point..."

"if it's not a failure it sucks ass"

"What's green and comes out of your nose at 160mph? A lambo-greenie!"

"Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !"

"One day Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge. It will be called YouTwitFace."

"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."

"Never refer to a woman as a bitch. Instead, refer to her as beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."

"Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers? Every time they danced, they made it rain."