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Joke of the Day
"How does my bladder always know when I've found the most comfortable position in my bed?"
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"A logician's wife is having a baby The doctor hands the newborn immediately to the Father. His wife asks impatiently: ""well, is it a boy or a girl?"" The logician replies: ""yes"""
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