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Joke of the Day
"The safe word is ""MMMBop."""
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"I bought a timeshare on a racehorse. It's a nightmare."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter."
"A woman walks into a hardware store and says, ""I want to buy a hinge."" The clerk says, ""Do you wanna screw for that hinge?"" The woman replies, ""No thanks, but I'll blow you for a toaster."""
"These five euphemisms for defecation will shock you! I can't believe #2"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? R, but his first love was the C."
"50 cent files for bankruptcy He only had 50 cent"
"How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb? Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks."
"Why are all italian men named Tony Because when God made them he stamped TO NY on their foreheads"
"Do I like like a fan to you? Because you seem so much cooler when I'm around."