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Joke of the Day

"MAYBE PEACH JUST LIKES BOWSER A LOT AND WE'RE FOLLOWING A NARRATIVE OF MARIO THE DELUSIONAL HOMEWRECKER. *cops pull me from operating room*"

"Why does it suck to be black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the furnace."

"If any ladies out there need jars opened or items from a high shelf, HomeDepot sells rubber grips & ladders. -match.com bio"

"Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies? They've got a lot of thyme on their hands"

"I once had a dog, that no matter what I tried to teach him, he only ever learned the the command ""shake"". He had Barkinson's disease."

"""What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?"" ""An octopus?"" ""No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"""

"What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart."

"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."

"For all those men who say""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"

"What did one meme say to the other meme? Dank"