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Joke of the Day

"Little joke I thought of: What do you call a duck being kidnapped? An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door."

"[walking on beach] [find bottle with message in it] Message: IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING? [another bottle with message washes against my feet]"

"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He had no body to dance with"

"How do hobbit flowers grow? Through Frodo-synthesis."

"A man takes his wife to the disco... https://anchor.fm/w/989B00"

"What do you call a potato in space? Spudnik"

"A 2 man plane crashes into a graveyard... so far they've found hundreds of bodies"

"I set my GPS voice to Mom, and now when I miss a turn, it says ""Your sister wouldn't have missed that."""

"Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing."

"Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate. Don't believe me? Just wait until later."