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Joke of the Day

"How do you milk sheeps? With Apple accessories."

"I'm going to adopt a tapeworm. Perfect pet, cheap to feed, doesn't pee, bark, chew stuff or sit on your head. Best bit, it makes you skinny."

"I just read a great joke about how women always change their mind nvm it's not that good."

"I liked that new movie about the masseuse. It had a happy ending."

"I've got a joke about dyslexia. If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you."

"How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the penis... LADDER! I said ladder!"

"English, if I ran it: A group of geese is called a ""group"" A group of buffalo is called a ""group"" A group of catfish is called a ""group"""

"Hey, companies. No one has their confirmation number. You're the company, you do the work."

"Mother Teresa lived to 87. Do you know how much sex she had in all those years? Nun."

"What do ISIS and cats have in common? They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert."