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Joke of the Day
"Like they say in Vegas.....always bet on black!!!!"
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"*on my deathbed* *groggy, dazed, & delirious* Me: I wonder if my TC ever really loved me? Wife: Honey, what's a TC? Me: *pulls plug*"
"What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme? A Loco Motif"
"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball."
"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave."
"I couldn't figure out why that frisbee was getting bigger... ...and then it hit me!"
"*jesus turns water to wine* me: you can't just insert goods into an economy you'll cause deflation Jesus: my child- me: NO! it's bullshit!"
"Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them? A Tuna Chi-Cannery"
"A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy are carpooling to work together."
"What do Justin Bieber and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither of them are musicians."