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Joke of the Day

"Like they say in Vegas.....always bet on black!!!!"

"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."

"What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!"

"I used to have an imaginary girlfriend but she left me for my best friend. Apparently he had a bigger imagination."

"I didn't sign up for the 401k at work, because there's no way I can run that far."

"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a pick pocket The pick pocket snatches watches"

"Long distance relationships almost never work out.. Because for example: The distance from Dallas TX to Chicago IL is 967.2 mi. The average penis size is 4 inches."

"When a coworker pisses me off, I like to write his name down for 23 boxes of girl scout cookies on the form in the break room"

"What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !"

"""I'm Dan if I do, and Dan if I don't."" -Dan"