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Joke of the Day

"Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?"

"Did you know that there is an elephant at Bush Gardens? That's what I call my crotch."

"OMG Hiccups are so annoying! You know what you should do if you have them? GO AWAY"

"Before you start your artisanal candle business ask yourself: does the world need one more lychee-scented soy candle? Or even one?"

"OC from my 10 yr old son: Why do women like roses? Because they are pretty and hurt you."

"Why did the boy drop his icecream? He was hit by a truck."

"How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The change, if needed, will come from within."

"Did you see the 75th annual ninja parade in downtown Tokyo? Neither did anyone else..."

"I heard someone say a guy on TV ""oozes sexiness."" I don't think oozing is very sexy at all. If something oozes, it's probably infected."

"I'm quitting drinking for good Now I drink for Evil."