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Joke of the Day
"If ISIS is destroyed... ... Will they be known as WASWAS?"
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"What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by ""eat out."""
"*caterpillar looks up at sky* ""My dream is to fly a plane one day."" Other Caterpillar: You don't pay any attention in science class, do you?"
"'I've been expecting you, Mr. Bond.' - James Bond's mother giving birth"
"What do you call a boat full of Karma? An Upboat."
"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."
"I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."
"What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""