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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl? You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy."

"George Michael has been accused of organ trafficking It turns out Last Christmas, someone gave him their heart"

"I lost 100 pounds... and I only got half an hour. London chicks are pricy as hell."

"Sure, I'll cook dinner. How milky do you like your Captain Crunch?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !"

"What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs? Michael google."

"-That toaster oven looks worn out. Why are you still using it? -Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times."

"Two astronauts in the ISS... One says to the other, ""What's up?"" The other replies, ""Yeah, what?"" I'm pretty sure this is OC, I haven't see it else where."

"Every female knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks ""So when we gonna chill?"""

"My next door Neighbour's Daughter said that when she gets older she wants to marry me. I was touched. A few minutes later, so was she."