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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl? You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy."

"""This is not working out."" -My trainer, watching me work out"

"How do you know your girlfriend is too young? She only puckers up for her pacifier."

"""Let's get this show on the road."" ~ Guy who invented parades"

"What is the most well-known joke of Heni Patel, the famous comedian from the sub-continent? ""Take my wife ... if you would be so kind!"""

"On the news tonight they said a skull-fucker was on the loose... everyone should keep an eye out for him."

"What's the diffence between a thong and a bandsaw? Nothing... Just one inch of a slip with your finger and you're in deep shit in both cases."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants. One's a crusty bus station while the other's a busty crustacean."

"""Am I the first man you have ever loved?"" he said. ""Of course,"" she answered ""Why do men always ask the same question?""."

"What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? A eunucorn."