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Joke of the Day

"Why does skrillex suck at fishing? He always drop the bass. sorry"

"Very few people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut nowadays. Then again, very few people cut their own hair."

"Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked? There was no bikini atoll"

"You never pay the bill Unless it is a tribute to Bill Cosby, you rapist."

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game; Rich people can go to jail."

"One of the guys I work with overdosed on Viagra. His wife's been taking it pretty hard."

"Did you hear about the guy who liked to stab himself in the eye? After a while, he stopped seeing the point."

"The man who invented the dildo sadly passed away. His funeral went just as expected. Only women came."

"How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."

"It's weird that 'coward' doesn't mean ""towards a cow"". *sips wine*"