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Joke of the Day

"Flo Rida Did you know Right Round by Flo Rida was actually taken from an old Nazi spiritual from the '40's? Oh yeah, the original goes like this: Jew spin mein head reich round, reich round..."

"What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset? Your sister's hymen."

"What's a New Zealander's favorite car? The Kia Ora."

"What do you call a one night stand with a robot? Nut and bolt"

"Two potatoes are standing on the street corner, which one is the prostitute? The one that says Idaho"

"Why is this joke bad for the environment? Because it wasn't recycled."

"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY."

"Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole? Because Santa dere."

"Aside from dying withing the same week what else did Steve Irwin and Peter Brock have in common? Their last moments were spent in wild fishtails."

"If I was any hungrier Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would adopt me."