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Joke of the Day

"Flo Rida Did you know Right Round by Flo Rida was actually taken from an old Nazi spiritual from the '40's? Oh yeah, the original goes like this: Jew spin mein head reich round, reich round..."

"If you've never gotten out of the shower and dried off with paper towels, you probably do your laundry more often than I do."

"How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums? Algorithm."

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."

"Gay Marriage Licenses So, 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister."

"Have you ever tried to do ""The Dolphin"" during sex? It's when you try and stick it in the butt and she shakes her head saying ""eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh""."

"Karate Kid (1984) A Japanese man teaches a desperate young boy about bullying by forcing him to fix his house."

"Math class is like a penis... Its long and hard, unless you're asian!"

"Welcome to the jungle. My name is Axl Rose. I think you'll find we run a pretty good jungle here. There's the toilet *points everywhere*"

"I once thought I had an Asian friend Turns out it was just my imaginasian"