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Joke of the Day

"How do doctors treat mesothelioma? Asbestos they can."

"Why are Ethiopians so good at blowjobs? Because they have to swallow everything they can"

"Mind: Be careful to protect yourself and don't jump right in. Heart: CANNONBALL!!!"

"The next terrorist attack has apparently been launched in the stall next to me in this Target bathroom."

"every good........ (offensive) every good rape story starts with a no..."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your head in between those teeny legs?"

"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club ..but I'd never met herbivore."

"If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel I wouldn't know when to stop masturbating."

"Where do you find the hottest Jews? in the ovens"

"I used to date a midget... I was nuts over her"