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Joke of the Day
"If pronouncing your b's like v's makes you sound Russian... Then *soviet!*"
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"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
"what do a divorce and a tornado have in common in west virginia? either way you lose the trailer"
"Sex with homeless people is in-tents."
"How to bargain with your wife Me: Can I get a motorcycle? Wife: No. Me: Can. I get a boat? Wife: NO! Me: Can I get a blowjob? Wife: (sighs) Is it a BIG boat?"
"You can't trust atoms... They make up everything."
"Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory? Because she was fed up with the hole business."
"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."
"Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile? Mohammed responded ""Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"""
"If 8 got laid... she would be fucking without any limits."