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Joke of the Day
"You can't trust atoms... They make up everything."
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"If only 10 people were to stay alive in this world. what number of healthy males do you think is a good number? And how many females?"
"If a woman asks if she looks fat, it's not enough to say ""no."" You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backwards if necessary"
"What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student? ""Ur-ine!"""
"How do you make a space party? You planet."
"How do you kill a hipster? You drown him in the *Mainstream*"
"What is all that useless flesh around a woman's vagina? The woman."
"Like teacher like student Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do."
"I can't understand why the Nike store's ""vodka drinking couch pants"" are labeled ""yoga pants""."
"Tripler's Dating Tips 20/50: hide a tape recorder in your pocket with a laugh track on it and press play after every single thing you say"