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Joke of the Day

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."

"""Know what, son? We should do all of our miracles before cameras exist."" - God"

"I just got a new Sony P station, It had split-stream, so I just ended up messing the toilet seat."

"Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building? ...He couldn't fit in the elevator."

"Entered into a hot potato competition today. It really got outta hand."

"Overheard: ""Why is this guy listening to our conversation?"""

"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? I'm I'm who? Hi Who, I'm Daniel"

"If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men? Palm Sunday. First time posting, please be gentle."

"How do you make a gay person angry? You tell him you've kidnapped his mother and that you want $5000 for her release, but when he comes just tell him it was a prank."