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Joke of the Day
"Sex with homeless people is in-tents."
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"First Jon Stewart retires, then Brian Williams gets suspended. What's happening to fake news?"
"What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"
"There is an animal a dog is always trying to find. Wolf.. Wolf .. Wolf .."
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."
"People play air guitar and don't get in trouble so I don't see why I was arrested for wearing air pants."
"I hope death is a woman. That way, it will never come for me."
"Son! You have been adopted -Really! -Yes. Now gather your shit and get out. Your new parents are here to pick you up."
"I went to a drag race yesterday It's amazing how fast men can run in heels."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to go to the other side."