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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile? Mohammed responded ""Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"""

"Leonardo's Solution to ""The Da Vinci Code"" ""Sibble. Stay id bed, dreeg pluddy ub fludes, taig eggstra Zinc ed Vidabid-C."""

"Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for 1 day, to see how it is to hang out with me.."

"I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed but when they cry the tears run down their back!"

"What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror"

"Did you guys hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? He turned out to be a seasoned veteran."

"I'm an 8 day old fetus And I believe music from the olden days is better than today's shit."

"The fun thing about wigs is when someone complements you on your hair, you can rip it off and say, ""Here. Take it. No, I insist."""

"What's the best way to kill a bug? Just bug him to death."

"I don't know the full history of US and Canada but somehow we've got joint custody of geese"