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Joke of the Day
"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."
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"When I was ten, my family moved to Downers Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them."
"Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work? A Remote control"
"Have any of you realized that the self checkout has the sexiest cashier's?"
"what's the difference between a pitbull and a jewish broad? a pitbull will eventually let it go"
"Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women 1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9."
"One thing's for sure: People who don't know the difference between ""Your"" and ""You're"" and ""To"" and ""Too"" have strong opinions on Facebook."
"I tried to register under the username ""v1rg1nity""... ...but it's already taken."
"What do Australian terrorists say before attacking? Uluruakbar"
"Me and the wife had a argument about what desserts to have, it turned into a custardy battle."