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Joke of the Day

"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."

"Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed"

"I went to the zoo the other day, all they had was a small dog. It was a shit-zoo."

"Did you hear about the pornstar that could cum in one second? His name was Juan Mississippi."

"I used to be addicted to soap... I'm clean now."

"Last night last night a girl kept pounding on my hotel room door.....finally i had to let her out..."

"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."

"Want to hear a really shitty gay joke? poop dick"

"What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse? Get off your high horse."

"Redditor's Headstone Inscription NOW I KNOW I'M LATE SO WILL LIKELY GET BURIED"