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Joke of the Day

"If 8 got laid... she would be fucking without any limits."

"My thesaurus is awful. Not only that, it's also awful."

"Aaanndd I've just been peed on. Were I Tila Tequila I'd have met 1 of my New Years resolutions before the clock had even struck midnight"

"My boss is coming to my grandad's funeral tomorrow. He said, after his 3 previous funerals he personally wants to see him go in the ground"

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Cause' freedom rings"

"Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget!"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my cock!"

"I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum but decided it was pointless."

"What's r/jokes's favorite breakfast? A retoast with butter on top."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Syria? Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous."