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Joke of the Day

"Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory? Because she was fed up with the hole business."

"What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells? I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

"Apple Watch now comes with a new app... It estimates how long you will have to wait in line for the Apple Watch 2.0."

"What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza? Veggie lovers"

"What branch of the military are horses in? The NaaaaayyyVY"

"""Holy shit. That butterfly's gonna be HUGE."" -- First person to find a mummy"

"How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank? The rear-view mirrors"

"Just updated My Facebook status from ""Single"" to ""In a Trinity"". #wayoverdue"

"Bill Gates How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new house."

"I prefer science to religion, as the former doesn't seem to grow vengeful and jealous when refused attention."