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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you lemons . . . demand to see life's manager."
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"Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass"
"What is your favourite variable? I'm not sure, It's always changing."
"Digger Nick wasn't invited back to the Dyslexic Miners Against Racism Conference."
"Have you heard of the John Denver omelet? It's just like a regular Denver omelet, but it's served upside down in seawater."
"Me: What the hell do you want? Him: Um, YOU called ME."