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Joke of the Day

"When life gives you lemons . . . demand to see life's manager."

"Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently that is not allowed if the baby is yours."

"Want to hear about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was awesome"

"Hannibal Lecter has opened a Turkish resutrant. They only serve Organ Doners"

"Why does Noddy have a bell on top of his hat? Because he's a dickhead."

"Bras are like the illuminati They're on top, hard to see, harder to unlock, and hold all the good stuff."

"What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London? A great big pho queue."

"A new species of fish have evolved to have wrists They're called metacarpals."

"Damn Girl, did you fall from heaven? Cus your face is fucked up."

"Sex so good you see dead people."