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Joke of the Day
"Damn Reddit, Aren't you tired of this bullshit?"
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"What is a specimen? An Italian astronaut."
"We took the animals for a walk and saw a sign: 'Dogging area, please control your animal and pick up their faces...'"
"[bedroom] Her: omg don't stop Me: what was that? Her: *sighs* Simon says don't stop"
"What does Batman like in his lemonade? Just ice."
"I'm starting to think Twitter has nothing to do with birds."
"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"
"I've got a joke about metal. Actually, no... Scrap that."
"If you don't already know your Miranda rights from watching TV and movies, you're kind of an idiot."
"How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power? ""This isn't just a campaign, this is a political *revolution!*"""