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Joke of the Day

"Missed connection: I was a 15 year old boy, you were 1984 Madonna."

"Did you hear about the horror movie set in a campground? It was in tents."

"The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it."

"I broke my finger today But on the other hand im fine"

"So apparently ""self-deprecating humour"" is what's popular now... And I'm really not that good at it."

"Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head? The mother called it a crowning achievement."

"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"

"Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long."

"My house is so trashed that Whitney Houston just dropped by in her 1988 Ford Escort & gave me a high five & then she asked me for ten bucks."

"""Daddy, how do stars die?"" ""Drugs, normally."""