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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who tried to fuck a clock? He heard time was relative."
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"What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl? You can unscrew a lightbulb."
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"What do you call an angry gay guy? Oxymoron. - I will see myself out"
"I met Mrs. Right today Too bad she's already married."
"It's pancake day already? That sure creped up fast."
"What does a miserable vegan eat? This pear. Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!"
"What kind of fruit tells the best jokes? A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me."
"What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road? quack"