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Joke of the Day
"I recently went to Israel The showers and trains didn't work."
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"Top prank: when your friend falls asleep, place his hand in a bowl of warm water so he wakes up with one regular hand & one wrinkly one."
"I already regret my choice of Julliard to win the NCAA."
"What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make? Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u"
"What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell"
"Supposedly Adam Ant has been trying to impress Robert Plant for years... ...everyone knows Adam Ant doesn't move Robert Plant, but he's got high hopes."
"Another Twilight movie? God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."
"I like my women like my shoes... Black, size thirteen and I pick them up at Walmart."
"I have a recurring dream where I divide 10 by 3."
"Why is NATO afraid of Russia? Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this."