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Joke of the Day

"Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti."

"Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve."

"I can never tell if my cat left a dead bird at my door, or if it's the dead bird I ordered from Amazon."

"GUY: are u in the 1% ME: more like the 2% GUY: well that's still great ME: [wondering why this guy's so in to milk] it's pretty cool I guess"

"I want a real relationship; not a Facebook one"

"Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number."

"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out"

"Why are black people afraid of high fives? They don't want to be left hanging"

"What's the difference between fancy food and military food? Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!"