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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor."
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"What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair? A Hun knee comb."
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"She left me a note, on the fridge... ""It's not working anymore, I'm leaving you"". I opened up the fridge and it is working. She left me for nothing, that idiot."
"What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!"
"A mathematician walks into a bar and says ""I want 2 beers"" The bartender tells him ""You're being irrational"""
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