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Joke of the Day
"Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?"
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"I'm still confused as to why I was arrested for stabbing the starbucks barista in the face when she didn't know what a large coffee was."
"Roger Ailes buys a puppy. He calls it Colby."
"Two necrophiliacs are walking down the street when they pass a morgue. The first necrophiliac says to the second ""Want to stop in for a couple of cold ones?"""
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in a car accident, who would survive? America."
"Studies show That 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"
"What do you do if you find a trumpet growing in your scottish garden? You root it ooot!"
"What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders"
"Asked a hen how many eggs it lays daily? It said: two eggs I said: Oh strange! It said: what's strange? the fact that I lay two eggs? I said: no, the fact that you talk"
"An attractive woman at a bar orders a double entendre. The bartender gives it to her."