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Joke of the Day

"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out"

"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."

"""It's impossible."" said pride. ""It's risky."" said experience. ""It's pointless."" said reason. ""Ggrraadrttgrrtrr."" said Chewbacca."

"Arnold Palmer: The Movie staring Ice-T and Jack Lemmon, also I'm very very sorry"

"My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke. Knock knock! who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, You're a poo! Followed by devious laughter."

"A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants... The bartender says ""hey, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" the pirate responds ""ARGH! it drives me nuts!"""

"Bob and Sei are launching fireworks on the 4th of July. In an accident, Bob launches a firework into Sei's eye. Bob turns to Sei and says, ""Oh, Sei, can you see?"""

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A brick to the back of his head should do it."

"Reasons to date me: 1) 2) 3) please?"

"Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in. -"