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Joke of the Day

"Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number."

"Liar, Liar If the guy's pants are on fire, give him a fucking break about being a liar liar for a second. (via @WiseguyPictures)"

"What do you call a hobosexual? A bum fuck."

"Me: I can't work today. Boss: Why? M: My grandma died. B: Our grandmas died 20 yrs ago. M: ... -Why working for your brother is a bad idea."

"Condom Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. ""Cover me. I'm going in."""

"Yar, I wound up a toy car and put it down me pants. It's driving me nuts."

"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought an Android Ipad."

"Life is a suicide mission."

"I got pulled over by a female cop... When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said ""NOTHING"""

"Well done, you are popular on Social Media. Sorry about the rest of your life."