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Joke of the Day

"A 3-year old boy A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied."

"Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 1 second but instead I'm going to run over it 100 times with the vacuum at different angles."

"""I'm sorry, sir, cash or credit only."" The rain sadly puts its check away. 21st century technology has not been kind to him."

"What's brown and sticky? Parcel tape."

"Who was the greatest prostitute of all time? Ms. Pacman. for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls until she died"

"What kind of jeans do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"

"The great English actor Colin Firth walks into a bar. Who walks in after him? Colin Thecond"

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She forgot to wear a seatbelt."

"OMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left ...... intresting"

"A fruit probably wouldn't travel to Australia But a veggie might"