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Joke of the Day

"A fruit probably wouldn't travel to Australia But a veggie might"

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars ... His dad says , ""40 DOLLARS?! WHAT DO YOU NEED 30 DOLLARS FOR?!"""

"Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee? Tsarbucks."

"Just saw an employment ad... ...for cleaning elephant dicks... The pay isn't good but the tips are big... I'll be here all week..."

"Why did the Berlin Wall come down? It didn't match with the iron curtains."

"There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while."

"I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me."

"I haven't got a Twitter account, so I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I'm doing at random times. So far I've got 3 followers but I think 2 are cops."

"It's great that every Playmate ""just wants a guy that makes them laugh"", because I want a chick with fake boobs that can't form a sentence."

"Today would have been my moms 50th birthday... but she was born in January."