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Joke of the Day
"A fruit probably wouldn't travel to Australia But a veggie might"
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"A man was writing a book with over 1,000 pages. It's too long of a story to explain why."
"ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you're not going to share ME: I am not going to share"
"There are two kinds of people in this world that I cannot stand * Those who are intolerant to other people's cultures. * The Dutch."
"What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy? $100 bill."
"[febreze commercial Take 1] We've blindfolded Steve and brought him into this room where we brutally murdered his family a week ago to demonstrate the strong odor fighting power of Febreze"
"My dad smeared glue all over his Uzi, and he say's his Glock is next. He can't be talked out of it. He's sticking to his guns."
"A duck walks into a bar... Quack!"