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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? Parcel tape."
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"You should always buy very high end speakers It's a sound investment"
"What do Mexican's put under their carpet? Underlay"
"Barista: Can I get your name? Me: Lisa Barista: Pizza? Me: Yeah, that's fine."
"What was the code to hitler's secret bunker? NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!"
"What is a guy with multi-tasking called? Husband."
"When you feel sad When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ""damn I am really so cute"" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!"
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. (read it out loud if you do not get it)."
"I don't know why everyone looks so stressed. I tweet and drive all the time. Oh...must be the beer."